The Holy Empire of Ketol Embassy is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.029 billion Ketol Embassyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 49.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Ketol Embassyian economy, worth 212 trillion Nitrogenous Substanceses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,264 Nitrogenous Substanceses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ketol Embassy's national animal is the Indol, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ketol Embassy is ranked 153,458^th in the world and 7,158^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 539.85 on the Gilded Widget Scale.